Food for Thought

I've been spending some more time back over at TheNest.com boards to pass time and see what some old friends were up to. I love having as much support as possible during this difficult time and sometimes the gals there just crack me up when I need it. (For those not following my tweets and whatnot, M was diagnosed with cancer late last month.)

So one of the members posted these gems that I thought were hysterical. I need more stuff like this to keep me going. Between this, and the antics of my dance instructors and friends, I think I'll continue to laugh even though I feel like everything is crashing down around me.

Happy Friday!

~Don't let yourself forget what it was like to be 16.

~Always imitate the behavior of the winners when you lose.

~Ever wonder why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor and dish-washing liquid is made with real lemons?

~Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first.

~Better to get up late and be wide awake than to get up early and be asleep all day.

~There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.

~Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the sun.

~Movie-related foods, such as Milk Duds, popcorn, Junior Mints and red vines do not have additional calories because they are part of the entire entertainment package and not part of one's personal fuel.

~Peanuts are one of the ingredients in dynamite.

~During their lifetime, the average American spends six months waiting at red lights.

~People like winter because they can stay indoors without feeling guilty.

~You know it's going to be a bad day when you turn on the morning news and they're showing emergency evacuation routes.

~Laws are like sausages. It's better not to see them being made.